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|  | Thursday May2: The bike is packed, the panniers are packed, and I'm trying to tie up loose ends - like finally 
setting up a blog so people can track my progress. I hope this works. Ahh, the thrill of departing, the agony of leaving. It's hard to start on a solo trip, leaving
your loved one behind. If only it were a perfect world, with Sue out of pain and able to join me 
in some fashion...  ... and that perfect world would include faultless air travel as well. An unanticipated 
maintenance delay conspired with heavy head winds to delay my flight to Seattle 45 minutes -- 
just long enough for my connecting flight to Portland to close the doors as I rushed to the gate.
Not to worry, Alaska Airlines runs the shuttle flights every 30 minutes, and they had already 
changed my reservation.  After planning a trip so retro as to do it by bike, it seems fitting to do so some retro air 
transport too. The shuttle flight was on a puddle jumper plane, with all 37 seats full. Walknig 
over the tarmac to board the plane brought back memories - I last did that 13 years ago, catching 
another puddle jumper from Florence (Firenze) to Rome (Roma). On that trip I'd sent my bike ahead 
on the train. As I ascended the stairs into the plane today, I saw the luggage cart (with my bike 
on top) pull up, easing my fears about losing my bike en route.  My bike, yes, but what about the panniers? Those laggards missed the connecting flight. Those 
Alaska Airline people are so kind, though - they saw my dragging my bike box and said that when 
the panniers arrived in another half hour, they'd send them directly to my motel in Astoria. 
(There's usually something good you can make out of any setback, if you only keep the right 
attitude.)  Now I'm waiting for the Astoria bus, hoping the idyllic weather lasts a few more days - warm 
but not hot, sky filled with broken clouds (and I hope no one fixes them). STATS: 70.0 miles; 8:00 - 3:20.  It felt strange to return to the beach that hosted the walk's climax. So much was the same, 
triggering memories - the soccer fields where the kids greeted me eight years ago; the forested 
road that made all the news clips; the rusting remains of the shipwreck that still stood sentinel 
on the beach. Today, though, the feeling was entirely different. Then I felt elation, excitement, 
a giddiness - the end of walking 4100 miles! - that came with challenging myself and succeeding. 
Today, there was excitement, tempered with unease - am I truly up to this, eight years older? By 
myself? On a bike? Adventure travel, when you boil it down to its essentials, is about discovery - of yourself and of the world around you. To that point, I discovered two new things today: #1: The deli 
sign appeared at a fortunate time, since my stomach had just begun demanding lunch. I scanned 
their menu, and settled on the daily special of burger, fries, and drink. I handed over my $2.99, 
and the clerk tossed something resembling round, cold, brittle, flattened waffle on the counter. 
The confusion must have shown on my face, so the clerk explained, "If you cook your burger now, 
it should be ready when the fries come up." "Cook it?"  "Oh, you haven't used a self-service burger machine before?" She then directed me to the side of the store, where the peculiar equipment sat. "You put the frozen patty on this conveyor belt, which cooks it and pops it out here. Now grab a bun and put the top and bottom halves in these slots, to toast them. They come out on the bottom." At least they DID have someone cook the 
fries!  #2: In the hotel room (my camping nights come later), I looked forward to hot, soaking bath. 
Problem: no drain plug! I ambled to the office to ask for a rubber plug, with no success. "So 
there's no way I can take a bath?"  The clerk hesitated. "Well," he said, pointing to the brochure rack, "some people tell me 
that if you take one of those brochures and put it over the drain hole, the water pressure will 
hold it in place. No, not that thin one, the one on card stock." With no other option, I tried 
it - and it worked better than some installed plugs. I would've never thought ...  STATS: 75.5 miles; 9:00 - 6:00. Long, taxing, and wet day. It was a shame - if the weather had been nicer, I could have better enjoyed the beautiful countryside I rode through. I did appreciate the views I was treated to. Despite the wet, the morning was special. As I biked south, striving to avoid I-5, the road 
that I rode suddenly ended, and the only choice given was a road that climbed the mountain to my 
left. After struggling for a mile, I stopped at the first house to ask where this road led. 
Almost before I knew it, Barb and Dan had invited me in and fixed me lunch. We had a nice talk - 
long enough for the roads to dry - and exchanged addresses and phone numbers. I've always 
believed that the people we meet - the ones that touch our lives in some way - are what make 
life (and travel) so special. Today, it was Dan and Barb that made my day memorable.   STATS: 41.4 miles; 10:00 - 2:40. Agony and ecstasy, highs and lows, pleasure and pain, all blended well and served - a fit 
description for the day. One moment I'm straining to climb another hill, cold wind chilling me, 
trucks kicking up a fine mist of road grime from the wet highway; the next moment a vista of 
forest-clad mountains cloaked in clouds, rising thousands of feet above the placid river, steals 
my breath away.  Not that I'm complaining about the rain - I fully expected to get wet until I get well into 
the gorge, and the wet abets the greenery that makes the land so unforgettable. My gripe is with 
the unwelcome arctic air mass that has parked itself over Washington and Oregon, dropping 
temperatures 10 degrees below normal what they expect for May. The snow level last night dropped 
as low as 2000'. In May!  The late start this morning was due to speaking at Jemtegaard Middle School in Washougal. 
Teachers brought two groups of 6th graders in to see my slides and listen to my tales of the 
country, and ask questions of my motives. I also challenged them to look at litter and traveling 
through different eyes - with luck, maybe I reached some impressionable minds today.  STATS: 87 miles; 8:10-9:20 and 11:45-4:15. What an incredible day. I know I must have been dreaming - if so, may this dream last 19 more 
days!  After a delayed start due to a flat tire, I headed up to White Salmon to speak at Henkle 
Middle School, UP being the operative term - close to a mile of steep and steeper hills. The 
climb was worth it - the two classes I talked to recharged my batteries. The first class, after 
hearing me talk, went outside and spent recess cleaning up the school grounds. After entertaining 
K-S's class, all the students swarmed around, clamoring for my autograph (that hasn't happened 
since the first month of my walk!). After signing twenty or so papers, a few came back up and 
handed me a hand-made card thanking me and wishing me well. Finally, as I biked away, the kids 
lined the school yard, chanting, "Litter is bad! Glen is good!"  Because I stayed west of White Salmon (many thanks to Waldo and Phyllis!), my school visit 
started late - and after autographs, ended even later. By the time I hit the road, it was nearing 
noon, with 74 miles to my destination. Oh well, I consoled myself, even if I must ride until 
6:00 or later, it was worth it.  I needn't have worried. The hills which slowed me down for three days thinned out, growing 
shorter and farther between. A stiff wind blew at my back, speeding me along. By the time I 
crossed into Oregon at The Dalles, I had averaged nearly 18 mph for 22 miles. Then I hit the 
interstate, and really hit my stride - for 2 1/2 hours, I averaged an unbelievable 21 mph! Once 
I hit Arlington, I wondered if I should be wearing a red cape and blue tights. STATS: 80.0 miles; 12:00 - 6:50. SMALL TOWN SIGNS: in the Skamania General Store/Cafe: "Sorry, the cafe is closed today - 
Blanche is sick. Please join us for a cup of coffee." In an Arlington eatery: "AHS scholarship 
fundraiser: Flamingo your friend's lawn! Imagine their surprise when they wake up to a migrating 
herd of plastic pink birds!"  On this trip, I understood the physical challenges facing me, and have thus far met them. 
However, I forgot to factor in the mental challenges. After another noon-time start, I again 
faced 70+ miles, but this time had no tail wind to speed me. My speed dropped by a third. Four 
more hours of interstate riding, slogging through endless miles of featureless land and roaring 
semis, was nearly all I could stand. Thoughts of faking a flat and hitching a ride to town 
filled my mind. Finally, nineteen freeway miles from Pendleton, I took a chance - veering off on 
the old highway, which added unknown miles to my day (four miles, it turned out). Having lost 
both spare tubes yesterday, it was a gamble. The road was deserted, and no more than ten cars 
passed me in two hours. Near the end, I saw a bicyclist racing toward me. It turns out Dan lives 
in Boulder CO (a short ride from my home) and works in Oregon a few weeks a year.  The high point of the school talks had to be discovering the Polish exchange student. 
Finally, I had someone to translate the headlines from the Polish girlie magazines from Nebraska 
that I'd copied in my book. I showed her the headlines, and she got flustered reading it. "I 
can't believe you printed this! Right out of CATS magazine!" STATS: 60.7 miles; 9:50 - 4:30. One of the questions I ask students is, "Why do you think I like bike touring?" In White 
Salmon, one boy answered, "Because you can feel good about accomplishing something?"  Today, I felt great. The task facing me was THE CLIMB - gaining 3000' to cross the Blues. For 
five days, I fretted about this climb. For five days, I mentally gauged each hill I climbed, 
wondering if Cabbage Hill would be steeper. For five days, I had been hearing about all the snow 
the Blues had gotten last weekend. Was I ready for this?  Was I ever. The tiger of a hill turned into a pussycat, and I powered up it with a gear to 
spare. For 100 minutes I pedalled up ten miles, gaining incredible views back down to Pendleton. 
Once atop the hill, the old highway wound through evergreen forests with snow in their shadows. 
Temperatures hovered in the 40s, and the sun occasionally peeked throh the clouds to warm me. 
And the best part - while I biked the old road, I saw almost no trash! (Of course, I also saw 
almost no traffic, which explains that.)  NOTE for anyone who chanced across this Blog, you can get more information on my coast-to-coast 
litterwalk and this bike trip by clicking here. STATS: 52.5 mi; 11:30 - 3:50. Another school talk that lasted longer than expected - and this time, I relaxed and enjoyed 
it, with an easy day of bicycling (with a tail wind) scheduled.  My first elementary school visit was great - the younger kids show such enthusiasm! Since one 
class was preparing for a camping trip around Oregon next week, they took particular interest 
in my trek and gear. A local reporter came to cover the event, so I hope to get a good news clip 
from it. Afterwards, I accepted the principal's offer to stay for an early lunch.  Another day of riding through scenic valleys, ringed with snow-capped mountains. In Haines I 
stopped for a quick break, and within moments a grizzled local - gray beard, black felt hat, 
leather jacket - came out to meet me. Eric had worked eighteen summers in Fairbanks, Alaska, 
riding his bike to work every day. We chatted for a half hour, on overpopulation, uncontrolled 
growth, interstate highways, and slowing down the speed of life.  I guess I'm not the only crazy one out here. In Pendleton I stopped for a newspaper interview, 
and the reported told me that he'd interviewed a man the day before who was walking to Washington 
D.C.. He was heading for La Grande the same day I was, but I didn't see him. According to the 
reporter, Tom Beck expects to reach the east coast in three months. Now THAT'S insane! | |
